Love Detect Review

OPW — Feb 8 — LoveDetect.com, by TelTech, is an irresistible novelty. I picked up a $10 phone card from the site and tried it out on my best (male) friend, and my fiance. The service 'instantly reveals how your date or lover feels about you' from their voice on a phone call. First I called my best friend whom I've known for 8 years. I called an access number, entered my pin, and then the service requested that I indicate the length of my relationship with them. Had I known them for a short time, a long time, or was I married to them. I hit '2', for a long time, and proceeded to dial their number. 

I call my friend and we talk. I nearly crack up when I hear the soft voice whispering messages to me from LoveDetect. 'Truuuthful', 'anticipating', 'excited.' Still, I appreciate the feedback on the call. Two minutes go by and I jump off the call and call him back. He finds it highly amusing that I'm checking his love levels. Overall my best friend scored 3 out of 10 on the Love Score. Hmm. I was hoping for higher, but oh well. That's a respectable level. What is more unusual and amusing is that his embarrassment level was a 10. Glenn then revealed something to me that he wouldn't normally reveal. He was actually taking a dump while talking to me on the phone. Ick! Anyway that explains his high level of embarrassment. I guess that part of Love Detect works.

I call my fiance, and we talk. She's definitely not taking a dump but she still scores 7.5 for embarrassment, 7.5 for concentration, 5 for anticipation and a lowly 3 for The Final Love Report. Hmm. She then calls me back using the Love Detect number, and she tests me out. I score 10 for embarrassment, 5 for concentration, 5 for anticipation and 5 out of 10 for the Love Score. I had to ham it up a bit to get the 5 out of 10. I wonder how someone scores more than 5? Anyway, LoveDetect.com is an irresistible novelty that could earn you a few extra bucks in CPA commissions, and more importantly, get people talking about your dating service.