Cute:-) Reminds me of the Monty Python skit, “World War I Soldier / Stuck Record”, where the Officer is enamoured with the Sergeant’s dog: http://www.montypython.net/scripts/ww1soldier.php
Here in part:
Sergeant: You married sir?
Officer: Yes yes rather. Did I ever show that picture of my wife sarge?
(Sound of machine gun fire and harmonica continues)
Sergeant: Ah no sir.
Officer: Where is the damn thing? Yes here were are. Pretty nice eh?
Sergeant: Ah a bit ugly though sir.
Officer: Ugly?
Sergeant: You know I mean not attractive to men sir.
Officer: Well I suppose that’s rather a matter of taste sarge.
Sergeant: Oh no no she’s ugly sir.
Officer: Its not a very good picture actually, it makes her nose look too big.
Sergeant: No the nose is alright it’s the eyes.
Officer: What’s wrong?
Sergeant: Well, they’re crooked sir.
Officer: They’re not crooked
…
Officer: Yes yes I suppose so (the sound of machine gun fire in the background) Is that your wife sarge?
Sergeant: No sir that’s my dog.
Officer: Ohh! Ohhh! Ah good looking dog isn’t it?
Sergeant: She sir, she’s a bitch
Officer: Is she?
Sergeant: Yes sir. Ah look out, sir! (the sound of an explosion and someone screaming) Oh blimey.
Officer: Ah sarge?
Sergeant: Yes sir?
Officer: This dog of yours, quite a little stunner isn’t she.
Sergeant: Look out sir (sound of machine gun fire) you think they’re bringing up the big mortar sir?
Officer: Yes. Does she eh, does she have any friends?
Sergeant: What sir?
Officer: Your dog.
Sergeant: Just the other dogs in the neighborhood sir.
Officer: She doesn’t have any steady boyfriends does she?
Sergeant: Oh no sir she is a dog.
Officer: Yes of course.
(sound of far away explosion)
Sergeant: Oh blimey it’s getting bad sir.
Officer: Yes, still she would not object to someone calling on her would she sarge?
Sergeant: I am not sure what you mean sir.
Officer: Well I..I..I was thinking perhaps I could take her for a walk sometime.
Sergeant: Oh yes sir, course sir. anytime.
Officer: Thank you sarge.
Sergeant: (yelling) Look out sir! (explosion) Now that’s my wife sir.
Officer: Ah you sure sarge?
Sergeant: Yes sir, that’s my wife.
Officer: And that’s your dog?
Sergeant: Yes sir.
Officer: I see. Looks like I will be calling on you a lot when all this is over.
Sergeant: Oh thank you sir.
Cute:-) Reminds me of the Monty Python skit, “World War I Soldier / Stuck Record”, where the Officer is enamoured with the Sergeant’s dog: http://www.montypython.net/scripts/ww1soldier.php
Here in part:
Sergeant: You married sir?
Officer: Yes yes rather. Did I ever show that picture of my wife sarge?
(Sound of machine gun fire and harmonica continues)
Sergeant: Ah no sir.
Officer: Where is the damn thing? Yes here were are. Pretty nice eh?
Sergeant: Ah a bit ugly though sir.
Officer: Ugly?
Sergeant: You know I mean not attractive to men sir.
Officer: Well I suppose that’s rather a matter of taste sarge.
Sergeant: Oh no no she’s ugly sir.
Officer: Its not a very good picture actually, it makes her nose look too big.
Sergeant: No the nose is alright it’s the eyes.
Officer: What’s wrong?
Sergeant: Well, they’re crooked sir.
Officer: They’re not crooked
…
Officer: Yes yes I suppose so (the sound of machine gun fire in the background) Is that your wife sarge?
Sergeant: No sir that’s my dog.
Officer: Ohh! Ohhh! Ah good looking dog isn’t it?
Sergeant: She sir, she’s a bitch
Officer: Is she?
Sergeant: Yes sir. Ah look out, sir! (the sound of an explosion and someone screaming) Oh blimey.
Officer: Ah sarge?
Sergeant: Yes sir?
Officer: This dog of yours, quite a little stunner isn’t she.
Sergeant: Look out sir (sound of machine gun fire) you think they’re bringing up the big mortar sir?
Officer: Yes. Does she eh, does she have any friends?
Sergeant: What sir?
Officer: Your dog.
Sergeant: Just the other dogs in the neighborhood sir.
Officer: She doesn’t have any steady boyfriends does she?
Sergeant: Oh no sir she is a dog.
Officer: Yes of course.
(sound of far away explosion)
Sergeant: Oh blimey it’s getting bad sir.
Officer: Yes, still she would not object to someone calling on her would she sarge?
Sergeant: I am not sure what you mean sir.
Officer: Well I..I..I was thinking perhaps I could take her for a walk sometime.
Sergeant: Oh yes sir, course sir. anytime.
Officer: Thank you sarge.
Sergeant: (yelling) Look out sir! (explosion) Now that’s my wife sir.
Officer: Ah you sure sarge?
Sergeant: Yes sir, that’s my wife.
Officer: And that’s your dog?
Sergeant: Yes sir.
Officer: I see. Looks like I will be calling on you a lot when all this is over.
Sergeant: Oh thank you sir.
Cute:-) Reminds me of the Monty Python skit, “World War I Soldier / Stuck Record”, where the Officer is enamoured with the Sergeant’s dog:
http://www.montypython.net/scripts/ww1soldier.php
Here in part:
Sergeant: You married sir?
Officer: Yes yes rather. Did I ever show that picture of my wife sarge?
(Sound of machine gun fire and harmonica continues)
Sergeant: Ah no sir.
Officer: Where is the damn thing? Yes here were are. Pretty nice eh?
Sergeant: Ah a bit ugly though sir.
Officer: Ugly?
Sergeant: You know I mean not attractive to men sir.
Officer: Well I suppose that’s rather a matter of taste sarge.
Sergeant: Oh no no she’s ugly sir.
Officer: Its not a very good picture actually, it makes her nose look too big.
Sergeant: No the nose is alright it’s the eyes.
Officer: What’s wrong?
Sergeant: Well, they’re crooked sir.
Officer: They’re not crooked
…
Officer: Yes yes I suppose so (the sound of machine gun fire in the background) Is that your wife sarge?
Sergeant: No sir that’s my dog.
Officer: Ohh! Ohhh! Ah good looking dog isn’t it?
Sergeant: She sir, she’s a bitch
Officer: Is she?
Sergeant: Yes sir. Ah look out, sir! (the sound of an explosion and someone screaming) Oh blimey.
Officer: Ah sarge?
Sergeant: Yes sir?
Officer: This dog of yours, quite a little stunner isn’t she.
Sergeant: Look out sir (sound of machine gun fire) you think they’re bringing up the big mortar sir?
Officer: Yes. Does she eh, does she have any friends?
Sergeant: What sir?
Officer: Your dog.
Sergeant: Just the other dogs in the neighborhood sir.
Officer: She doesn’t have any steady boyfriends does she?
Sergeant: Oh no sir she is a dog.
Officer: Yes of course.
(sound of far away explosion)
Sergeant: Oh blimey it’s getting bad sir.
Officer: Yes, still she would not object to someone calling on her would she sarge?
Sergeant: I am not sure what you mean sir.
Officer: Well I..I..I was thinking perhaps I could take her for a walk sometime.
Sergeant: Oh yes sir, course sir. anytime.
Officer: Thank you sarge.
Sergeant: (yelling) Look out sir! (explosion) Now that’s my wife sir.
Officer: Ah you sure sarge?
Sergeant: Yes sir, that’s my wife.
Officer: And that’s your dog?
Sergeant: Yes sir.
Officer: I see. Looks like I will be calling on you a lot when all this is over.
Sergeant: Oh thank you sir.
Cute:-) Reminds me of the Monty Python skit, “World War I Soldier / Stuck Record”, where the Officer is enamoured with the Sergeant’s dog:
http://www.montypython.net/scripts/ww1soldier.php
Here in part:
Sergeant: You married sir?
Officer: Yes yes rather. Did I ever show that picture of my wife sarge?
(Sound of machine gun fire and harmonica continues)
Sergeant: Ah no sir.
Officer: Where is the damn thing? Yes here were are. Pretty nice eh?
Sergeant: Ah a bit ugly though sir.
Officer: Ugly?
Sergeant: You know I mean not attractive to men sir.
Officer: Well I suppose that’s rather a matter of taste sarge.
Sergeant: Oh no no she’s ugly sir.
Officer: Its not a very good picture actually, it makes her nose look too big.
Sergeant: No the nose is alright it’s the eyes.
Officer: What’s wrong?
Sergeant: Well, they’re crooked sir.
Officer: They’re not crooked
…
Officer: Yes yes I suppose so (the sound of machine gun fire in the background) Is that your wife sarge?
Sergeant: No sir that’s my dog.
Officer: Ohh! Ohhh! Ah good looking dog isn’t it?
Sergeant: She sir, she’s a bitch
Officer: Is she?
Sergeant: Yes sir. Ah look out, sir! (the sound of an explosion and someone screaming) Oh blimey.
Officer: Ah sarge?
Sergeant: Yes sir?
Officer: This dog of yours, quite a little stunner isn’t she.
Sergeant: Look out sir (sound of machine gun fire) you think they’re bringing up the big mortar sir?
Officer: Yes. Does she eh, does she have any friends?
Sergeant: What sir?
Officer: Your dog.
Sergeant: Just the other dogs in the neighborhood sir.
Officer: She doesn’t have any steady boyfriends does she?
Sergeant: Oh no sir she is a dog.
Officer: Yes of course.
(sound of far away explosion)
Sergeant: Oh blimey it’s getting bad sir.
Officer: Yes, still she would not object to someone calling on her would she sarge?
Sergeant: I am not sure what you mean sir.
Officer: Well I..I..I was thinking perhaps I could take her for a walk sometime.
Sergeant: Oh yes sir, course sir. anytime.
Officer: Thank you sarge.
Sergeant: (yelling) Look out sir! (explosion) Now that’s my wife sir.
Officer: Ah you sure sarge?
Sergeant: Yes sir, that’s my wife.
Officer: And that’s your dog?
Sergeant: Yes sir.
Officer: I see. Looks like I will be calling on you a lot when all this is over.
Sergeant: Oh thank you sir.