OPW – Apr 1 - Dave Evans, consultant to the online dating industry, is shutting his consultancy down and focusing on a new business. He has launched a brand new dating site DateALoser.com. "I have been doing online dating for 14 years now without any success. I have been on every dating site including Match.com, eHarmony, Singlesnet, ManHunt.net, PlentyofFish, you name it! I think this is the right thing for me to do. I found out that people often mispresent themselves in their profiles and women, especially, are expecting handsome, successful and rich men on every date. DateALoser.com is a very honest environment where people know what they are buying into and I am proud to be part of it."

I’m sure this is a joke, but I’m not sure how the subject of the joke is gonna take it. Get your mea culpas ready, Mark…
I’m sure this is a joke, but I’m not sure how the subject of the joke is gonna take it. Get your mea culpas ready, Mark…